Yeah, I Said It

I don't get why that's so funny... Mike Judge IS a fucking hottie. On the real, yo.

Anyway, the latest issue of Allegory is live and online. It's a gooder.

If you don't read another thing in the issue, at least read this.

I'm going to bed.

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I Have No Response to That

rofl...
My friend just got back from the Extract junket (the new movie by Beavis and Butthead creator, Mike Judge. It stars Jason Bateman).

And she hasn't stopped going on and on about how hot Mike Judge is in person.

Huh? Mike Judge? That guy? Hank Hill? Um...okay...?

Welcome to the weekend

One of the perks to being an adult is getting to do dumb shit like eating cupcakes for breakfast...which I'm about to do right now. Buttercream for breakfast--boo-ya!

Had a nice date last night with a super cute musician. We watched the Watchmen and ate lasagna and laughed our asses off. Very cool kid. So I'm all cheerful and stuff this morning. Ugh, I know.

Go see Inglourious Basterds today. Good movie. Read our feature on it here.

Let's see...what else? New issue posting this weekend. Stay tuned for that. It will be fun, good times. I've gotta get back to my busy listening to Castledoor schedule. I would sooooo play the 5th tambourine, guys. Hook it up, yo!

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For Sale: Pensive Girl with Pensive Thoughts

Listening to "Last Words" by Travis. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this band!

Well, I'm bummed again. Went out for a latenight bite with Derek Van Oss last night (or this morning). Confided in him about the current state of my love life which is royally in the crapper. It's muddied with lots of folks who like the idea of me more than the actuality. Sigh...

Made a list of stats about possibly romantic interests. Everybody I like right now stacks up equally. Except one person who faired POORLY--LOL--and probably wouldn't care anyway.

...ah, Otis Redding just came on. Just in time.

I wish I had a puppy or a cute kitten to give me lovings right now.

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Done Deal

Watching The Rocker right now. I have a funny story about this film. The first time I ever screened it was on the Fox studios lot. About 30 minutes in, a massive earthquake hit L.A. I turned around and a woman mouthed to me, "Is this an earthquake?" I said, "Yeah." We all calmly exited the screening room and went outside, where I proceeded to hyperventilate. The woman and her male companion brought me a cup of water and tried to calm me down.

The woman was Illeana Douglas. Could you die?!?!?! Love that bitch...

Anyway, the latest Allegory Weekly is live right now. It's not bad. Lots of friends in the issue. And yes, Honey is back, y'all. Enjoy.

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Time for the Grind

Well, this weekend was...colorful. I saw (500) Days of Summer and was NOT blown away. I know that everybody and their dog thinks that is a great movie. It was stylish (both fashion-wise AND filmmaking-wise), but no substance whatsoever. I didn't buy that love story between Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt one bit.Very disappointing.

We've got a lot of changes coming up at Allegory Weekly. Some good stuff is about to go down this week that will carry over into other issues. We have a new 'contact us' page up for anybody who wants to talk shop or get featured in the mag. I decided to hold off on posting anything because it's all gotta come back down in a couple of days, anyhow. So for now, enjoy the same old stuff that you may or may not have read in the first place.

Leftovers...just like mom used to make.

I'd Make the WORST Parent

...and I'll tell you why: because I'm the queen of making promises I have no intention of keeping. Never posted any of the content that was written this week. And since others can no longer be trusted to post anything (DAVY!), it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

So, last night, I went to a screening of Inglorious Basterds (the new soon-to-be released Tarantino) with my friend. She gets to see all the best stuff. It was so funny. We laughed real hard. Maybe I'll cover it for you guys.

I'm on the clock and trying to look busy, although it's hard. I don't feel well and have lots of stress from all the obligations I have. We also have a ton of junk that has to get done this weekend on the site.

The only thing to do when times get tough is to listen to Yoko Ono. She is a sage.

Hey, Hey Paula

It's official: Crazy Pills is peacing out on "American Idol."

I'm so sad. How I'll miss your lazy-eyed diatribes and rampant denials that you don't engage in "recreational" drug use, completely excluding RX drug use.

Oh, Paula...stay deranged, honey. You will be missed.

Sometimes it Just Hits You

I'm listening to "They Hunt Us We Run" by the Childballads. This song really sticks to your ribs. When you listen to the vocals on the track in a certain frame of mind, it will fuck you up and leave you frozen.

I've got some good plans this week. Going to the movies with a friend Thursday. This same guy and I went out together this past Friday. As we were turning onto Sunset, headed for the Short Stop, we got stopped at the traffic light right in front of the Vista theater. Everyone was coming out of Funny People--which is excellent, by the by...

In the cluster of pedestrians crossing the street, who should pass in front of my car than Gabe, Nate and Liska from Castledoor. I got so excited. They always look so chic and elegant when they go out. I rolled out the window and started yelling, "Castledoor!!!!!" at them like a complete retard. Of course, they ignored me. I think they're willing to put up with my obnoxious shit at their shows but Sunset Blvd. is a different story. Needless to say, my friend told me I was a total dork. Don't you love it when your homies put you in your place?

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New Allegory Weekly is Live?

I officially hate my CMS (content management system). Why is it that every time I try to do anything online, I can't? Not necessarily hating on our Web host because there are some serious cache issues with PCs that are nobody's fault other than Bill Gates. But it is a royal pain in the ass to not be able to see the work that you've done even AFTER you've deleted your Web history, like, a thousand times.

Ugh...

Anyway, our Allegory Story is on Moshe Kasher. I have a crush on this dude a mile long. Sure, he's cute, but he's soooooo effing funny. And his humor is smart and bitchy. Me likey.

Our music feature is on the Postmarks. Had lots of trouble loading this piece so sorry if it's a total mess.

Art and Style is an original feature. It's pretty funny. The list hasn't been posted yet, so don't trip on that one. It's supposed to be a double feature. I'll either put it up tonight or tomorrow.

Anyway, enjoy Allegory as much as you can. Sorry for all the technology glitches, kid. Maybe Baby Jesus is trying to tell us something...?

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